Hi. This is awkward. Hahahaha. Anyway, just to update this dusty thing called, er what ah? Oh ya it's called a blog. Long time no come.

I'm a lowly ranked fire fighter at Central Fire Station. Ya the oh so glorious station in singapore. Truth be told, i'm a maid. Oh wait. Maids get to sleep. I'm like a dog. Oh wait dogs get to sleep also. Haiya i dunno what am i la. Just stop spilling oil or mud or cement when you get into an accident. Wanna kill youself or set something on fire, do it near ANOTHER station. HAHAHA. Okay i'm joking. I dont wanna go DB for blogging about my exciting life as a fire fighter. Exciting. Hurhur.

Oh and now that i'm earning a better amount, MY WANT LIST! Iphone! Camera! Projector/Plasma TV with a nice DVD player and those cool cinematic (spelling?) speakers! oh and world central peace.

Last word. Fire fighting is not just fight fire! It's more than that. Oh wait, or should i say, it's lesser than that!

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